#i need him. respectfully

[danibee33]

*taps microphone* Captain John Price. that’s all, thank you.

[savicals]

Something about Sugardaddy König with a reader that keeps teasing him until he’s had enough…

He would 100% bend you over face down and fuck you till you couldn’t walk

[tw sexual content]

Sugardaddy König that lets you be the pretty pillow princess you are

Sugardaddy König that just wants to please you all night and all day

Sugardaddy König that sends you your money every day while you’re asleep so you wake up to £££s every morning

Sugardaddy König that wines and dines with you every night you’re free, never once letting you pay

Sugardaddy König that loves watching you show him the new outfits you got yourself with the money he sent you

Sugardaddy König that calls you “Doll” and “Love” and “Princess”

Sugardaddy König that lets you use him for his money all you want cause he loves you

[thepunkmuppet]

gerard way has looked like about 300 different people throughout his life and I can shamelessly say that I am deeply and madly in love with every single one of them

[slayedpoet]

random joost gifs 4/∞

[skipblebee]

I hate you but I love you but I hate you,,,,

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Hear me out.

Papang and Poppy.

I need these two as a couple in something, dark or light, with or without glasses, whatever...just them.

[omegalerc]

truly i know Charles has enough milk in those boobs to feed an entire army of chchildren.

[agapeeternal]

Glen Powell at the Premiere of Netflix's “Hit Man”

[bird-inacage]

Only Friends | "When you do things like this, you look so impassioned. When you look impassioned, you look hotter."

When is their next series? Come on GMMTV, the Firstkhao drought is aaaagonising.

[danibee33]

i gotta go.

[thelilylav]

I’ve gotta admit as much as I know Darabella is a flawed ship (and some of the ppl who are anti for it have legit criticisms I love y’all for pointing it out cause it frustrates the hell out of me too trust) they’ll always just kind of be it for me.

Because as much as it was an “I can fix him” trope, as much as Rosabella could be selfish and Daring’s flaws got cranked up to 1000, she was also the first person to look at him after his destiny, the thing he dedicated his life to, failed, when people were questioning him as a prince and putting pressure on his and Apple’s relationship and tell him that, like, maybe it would be alright? Maybe this wasn’t his destiny, and maybe that was okay.

And the part that really gets me? She’s the first person after this happens to tell him that it doesn’t matter what’s on the outside, which as much as you can like other Daring ships or him whatever he desperately needed to hear. Not even cause he was selfish, that’s not what I’m saying, but bc he placed his whole identity on this image that people concocted for him based on him appearing the perfect prince. He was handsome, he was talented, and he was handsome! So who cares about him as a person?

Idk man. You spend four seasons (I watch the specials on Netflix so that’s why four idk if it’s three to some ppl or whatever tho) watching him be praised for his looks, watching girls fawn over him, and of course he enjoys it so nobody really questions how much he enjoys it. And then you get this girl, this girl who owes him nothing, this girl who (contrary to popular belief apparently) has a life of her own and people she cares about outside of him, and she’s nice to him. And she’s the first person after everything happens to just be nice to him, for the sake of being nice. Something about that will always hit different for me

[sunrisemill]

I hope we get Chris wearing a frat boy looking ass fit in todays video 🙏🙏

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: an 11 panel comic featuring characters from the owl house. Panel 1- a cloaked Darius sneaking around a wall. panel 2 he peaks around the corner, saying "well? Did you retrieve...the package?". Panel 3 Hettie Cutburn (who has old Hollywood style text announcing "surprise Hettie Cutburn!" next to her) says "Darius! Of course! Took some digging but I found them eventually. Tell the boy I say 'hi!'". Panel four- she hands documents labeled "classified" to Darius. Later, Hunter (post timeskip) walks through a door in Darius' home, saying "hey Darius, hey Eber, I'm ba-". Next panel- Darius, Willow, and Eberwolf on the couch. Hunter says "...willow?", She replies "hey hunter!", he asks "what are you guys doing?

Darius says "oh nothing...except looking at pictures of you as a baby!" Holding up the documents from earlier. We see two pictures of a younger hunter framed like panels- the first is of hunter as a baby/toddler aged hunter freshly sprouted out of the ground with a blanket around him, covered in dirt, while the second one shows a young scout Hunter covered in bandages receiving his sprig plushie. Darius' narration reads "courtesy of Hettie Cutburn- she found the only surviving copy of your early life medical records and gave them to me". Willow says "aww, you were so cute!". The final panel shows Hunter looking embarrassed/stunned as Willow takes a photo of the documents, and Darius says "I'm considering it an early father's day present- so, thank you, Hunter". End ID]

MERRY DADRIUS WEEK!!! Thank you to @sergeantsporks for hosting! There's other prompts I wanna do but they'll probably be late (maybe I'll do them in bulk and upload them on the final day). Til then here's a silly comic!

[splinkoop]

"I show up to your house, teach myself to read, then eat your manga collection, but also I brought my cat. wyd?"

I cannot handle this.

this boyfriend ass fit.

+ zelda being the cutest

[motherismotheringggg]

i have an INAPPROPRIATE thing to say

[arthursfuckinghat]

I know the gang cares about Arthur and they knew his sickness was serious and it's part of the narrative and whatnot, but really would it have killed them to just offer the occasional "is there anything you need Arthur?" or "anything we can do to help?" or even "how are you feeling today?" - I'm sure Arthur would rather be pestered slightly than have his rapid illness get straight up ignored yknow?